2012 Audie Award Winner, Narration by Author. A plane crash strands 13 Miss Teen Dream contestants on a mysterious island. As they struggle to survive, they learn to get along with each other, to combat the island's other diabolical occupants, and to learn their dance numbers in case they are rescued in time for the competition. "A madcap surrealist satire... but ultimately, it's a story of empowering self-discovery."—New York Times Book Review