Theirs is the single worst golf course in America, but it's all these four can afford. The grass that's greener is right nearby: the Mayflower, Boston's most exclusive private course. Each of these duffers ponies up a grand: the first to sneak in a round at the Mayflower takes all. A spoof of all things golf and country club. "Don't get started... It will take three burly men to pull you away."—Bob Costas, NBC commentator