The Sh!t No One Tells You about Baby #2 by Dawn Dais audiobook

The Sh!t No One Tells You about Baby #2: A Guide To Surviving Your Growing Family

By Dawn Dais
Read by Dawn Dais

Seal Press, Seal Books 9781580056311

The Sh!t No One Tells You Series

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The third book in Dawn Dais’s popular Sh!t No One Tells You series covers all a parent needs to know once the reality of having two children settles in. Around the time your first baby turns a year old, your brain will turn on you. For reasons that are still not understood by science, the sleep deprivation and postpartum hormones you barely survived with your first baby fade from memory and will be replaced with idyllic images of your growing child. This is when your brain, having officially lost all regard for your well-being, begins to fantasize about a second baby. And for the first time since becoming a parent, these thoughts don’t make you break out in hives. Before you know it, you are dressing your first child in “I’m Going to be a Big Sister!” T-shirts and catalog shopping for bunk beds. This will be fantastic! But then that familiar morning sickness kicks in. And your adorable eighteen-month-old transforms into a two-year-old terror. That’s when those hives start to return. With Dawn Dais’s trademark witty banter, The Sh!t No One Tells You about Baby #2 includes chapters such as “You Have Officially Lost Control of the Situation,” “Siblings Aren’t Nearly as Adorable as You Imagined,” “You’ll Have a Favorite,” and “Having Kids Looks a Lot Easier on TV.”

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Summary

The third book in Dawn Dais’s popular Sh!t No One Tells You series covers all a parent needs to know once the reality of having two children settles in.

Around the time your first baby turns a year old, your brain will turn on you. For reasons that are still not understood by science, the sleep deprivation and postpartum hormones you barely survived with your first baby fade from memory and will be replaced with idyllic images of your growing child.

This is when your brain, having officially lost all regard for your well-being, begins to fantasize about a second baby. And for the first time since becoming a parent, these thoughts don’t make you break out in hives.

Before you know it, you are dressing your first child in “I’m Going to be a Big Sister!” T-shirts and catalog shopping for bunk beds. This will be fantastic!

But then that familiar morning sickness kicks in. And your adorable eighteen-month-old transforms into a two-year-old terror. That’s when those hives start to return.

With Dawn Dais’s trademark witty banter, The Sh!t No One Tells You about Baby #2 includes chapters such as “You Have Officially Lost Control of the Situation,” “Siblings Aren’t Nearly as Adorable as You Imagined,” “You’ll Have a Favorite,” and “Having Kids Looks a Lot Easier on TV.”

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Editorial Reviews

“Covers all the basic questions about the differences between having one child and two. It gathers advice from mothers who share the information they wished they’d had before their second child, and it provides anecdotes that are both funny and practical…From changed parenting decision processes to common assumptions about having and handling two children, this book offers a range of thought-provoking insights about the process and how it can better be managed.” Midwest Book Review

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Author Bio: Dawn Dais

Author Bio: Dawn Dais

Dawn Dais is a freelance writer, designer, and filmmaker. Her two previous books, The Nonrunner’s Marathon Guide for Women and The Noncyclist’s Guide to the Century and Other Road Races have topped Amazon.com bestseller lists and have been featured by countless television and print media sources. Her uniquely sarcastic yet inspiring tone has entertained and guided an enthusiastic core of readers towards their various ridiculous athletic goals. Her first film recently received national distribution.

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Available Formats : CD
Runtime: 4.42
Audience: Adult
Language: English