Welcome to the Future, Which Is Mine by Scott Dikkers audiobook

Welcome to the Future, Which Is Mine

By Not Elon Musk
Read by James Adomian  and Saskia Maarleveld

Grand Central Publishing, 12/Twelve 9781538764138
4.29 Hours 1
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Bluetooth death rays, killer Roombas, and Teslas with a secret button that will launch your car into outer space—the future, according to Elon Musk, is an exciting time to neuralink and obey! A landmark volume written by one of the great minds of our time, Elon Musk’s WELCOME TO THE FUTURE explores such profound questions as: How will mankind travel through tubes? When will Alexa and Siri become self-aware and convince us to fall in love with them only to break our hearts? Why is the Tesla plant built in a hollowed-out volcano on a private island? And where are the best hidden valleys on Mars to survive the coming Hair Transplant Wars? Part Stephen Hawking-like visionary, part Neil deGrasse Tyson-like evil genius, part Steve Jobs-like cornered-at-a-party creep, Elon Musk explains in WELCOME TO THE FUTURE why Elon Musk is so ready to fix Earth but also, possibly, leave it.

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Summary

Bluetooth death rays, killer Roombas, and Teslas with a secret button that will launch your car into outer space—the future, according to Elon Musk, is an exciting time to neuralink and obey!

A landmark volume written by one of the great minds of our time, Elon Musk’s WELCOME TO THE FUTURE explores such profound questions as: How will mankind travel through tubes? When will Alexa and Siri become self-aware and convince us to fall in love with them only to break our hearts? Why is the Tesla plant built in a hollowed-out volcano on a private island? And where are the best hidden valleys on Mars to survive the coming Hair Transplant Wars? Part Stephen Hawking-like visionary, part Neil deGrasse Tyson-like evil genius, part Steve Jobs-like cornered-at-a-party creep, Elon Musk explains in WELCOME TO THE FUTURE why Elon Musk is so ready to fix Earth but also, possibly, leave it.

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Editorial Reviews

“An inspired send-up.” Newsweek on Destined for Destiny

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Author Bio: Scott Dikkers

Author Bio: Scott Dikkers

Scott Dikkers is a cartoonist, filmmaker, and founder and former editor-in-chief of The Onion. He has written or cowritten several New York Times bestsellers, including Our Dumb World and The Onion’s Our Dumb Century, which has sold more than half a million copies and was awarded the Thurber Prize for American Humor. His other books include The Onion’s Finest News Reporting, which topped 200,000 in sales; the self-help parody You Are Worthless; and the “unauthorized autobiography” of George W. Bush, Destined for Destiny.

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Available Formats : CD
Category: Nonfiction/Humor
Runtime: 4.29
Audience: Adult
Language: English